He’s a really tall viking like dude with a gigantic horse cock. His voice makes walls shake and his laugh resurrects people from the dead. Mostly gluten intolerant, but funny as fuck. 10/10 would recommend having one in your inner circle.
by GrafSchnappo November 30, 2021
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A fat fucking pedofile, he liked to photograph little schoolgirls.
Eyo stop acting like Janne
by hatepedofiles April 11, 2023
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A girl you should never leave. She the amazing person you'd ever meet. Sure she's quite shy and serious sometimes, but that's only because she doesn't know you at the time. Physically, she's gorgeous . She has pretty eyes that sparkle when she sees you. A killer smile that could melt an iceberg. Two dimples on both cheeks. She may not be the sexiest or prettiest of them all, but she can surely wow you.

A girl named like this is often hiding a secret talent. She tries to be humble in all things, never boastful . A simple girl with a touch of fashion. She has a good humor but again, she wouldn't talk to you much if you're a stranger . She is intelligent but not very sporty. She has a lot of hope and spirit. And of course, an amazing kisser.

Although she has optimism, she is always left heart broken. She can like people she barely knew, and most likely gets hurt. People that are most likely to love her are the people named Jack or Liam

So I suggest, if you meet her you're one of the luckiest people alive. If you leave her, well, its a big loss for you.
Man, Jann's the one!

Never leave someone like Jann.

Jann is ever so sweet.
by swaggiechick October 16, 2012
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A legendary name, known to very few people. Used to be a common name back in the chinese era of Dragon Mythology. Jann was believed to be the name of the last dragon known to mankind; meant for greatness.
"hey, look at bruce lee, his name should be jann lee"
"i agree."
by almostlegendary1337 December 16, 2009
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A person by the name of Jannes is probably THE most attractive, intelligent and interesting person you will ever meet.

They are so rare and cool, if you see one get an autograph immediately.
Girl1: No way I think I saw a Jannes today, he was so cool.
Girl2: OMG what, did you ask for a selfie?
by NotificationGang June 28, 2020
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Jannely is a gorgeous girl with beautiful hair that shines in the daylight, but mysteriously black at night. Her personality is wild and has a thing for memes, but doesn’t always show it. She can be the most awkward person you will ever meet as she tries to get away by crawling under a table or scoots away in a chair but soon falls over. Her creativity is astonishing by her creating art of her kind. She is one heck of a character
Person: Hey is that your girlfriend Jannely?

Person 2: Yea! She is amazingly cute!
by That kid from your school April 16, 2018
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