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2.
Being of or pertaining to extreme drunken behavior.
"Wow man, I can't even remember last night but I guess I pulled some seriously janke shit."
by Stacey P. March 09, 2008
 
1.
A rather large loser. Usually a chef, he always makes bad jokes and walks around with a stupid smile on his face, causing everyone to groan at the same time "Jankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Did I mention it's a wierd last name?

Girls with this name are hot and amazing.
I won't go down in history, but I will go down on Janke's sister.
by RaptorHayzus May 07, 2009
 
3.
adjective describing an individual who is considered at the time to be the 'life of the party'. implies ridiculous mannerisms
'that drunk guy dancing on the table is so janke'
by Robert Lewis Marley August 20, 2008
 
4.
skanky and messed up
That is some kind of janke skirt she's got on.
by Rob Brinson January 19, 2007
 
5.
Confuses ambition and drive with being a cunt.
Stop being such a janke.
by c-unt May 19, 2004
 
6.
Whence a basketball player dunks and while hanging on the rim puts his balls on an opposing players face or head area.
Damn that mutha just got janked by numba 2!
by Bobby Light July 20, 2007
 
7.
A rather large loser. Usually a chef, he always makes bad jokes and walks around with a stupid smile on his face, causing everyone to groan at the same time "Jankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Did I mention it's a wierd last name?

Girls with this name are hot and amazing.
I won't go down in history, but I will go down on Janke's sister.
by RaptorHayzus May 07, 2009