Porcelain Log Jammer

When you stick his or her head head in the toilet and you penetrate your partners anus while flushing the toilet.

Did you hear Alix got the old porcelain log jammer from Sarah last night.

by LogJammer69 August 12, 2021

Jumpin Jammer

Seemingly hairless, but actually quite hairy terrorist. Face off wizard who has mastered the art of drawing a woman spread eagle, and creating awkward situations with strangers at bars. Overall nice guy, who can't stop buying surf boards.

HEY JAMMER MAN! JUMPIN JAMMER!

by Peer Himler June 24, 2010

Slam Jammer

When your penis slams into a another penis and gets Brutally annihilated from the inside

I accidentally got into a slam jammer last night

by Slam Jammer May 29, 2019

Klamath Jammer

A Klamath Jammer occurs when your wad of Copenhagen chewing tobacco is dislodged from your lower lip while attempting to insert a second cock into your mouth.

All of these Klamath Jammers have depleted my can of Copenhagen. I’ll have to go buy more at Town Pump.

by The Natist August 20, 2021

Jesus Jammer

Someone who tries to cram a fresh load of unwanted religion down your throat.

Keith: You should get in touch with God, Kenneth.
Kenneth the Athiest: What a jesus jammer...

by somedude149 May 14, 2014

Jimmy-Jammer

A random inanimate object you need the apprentice technician to grab but don't have time to call it by it's native name because of ridiculous overhead production demands.

Hurry up and grab me that Jimmy-Jammer Jr. So I can get this torque converter dislodged.

by Cito6661 August 29, 2018

no jammers

people who find the bts inside joke funny and think of it atleast twice on a daily basis

"no stinky no jammers allowed ;c"

by ig. vanntae._ November 9, 2018