When you need to take a shit, and it's starting to peek out. This will also happen as you're "taking talents to south beach" or "Make LeBron a Free Agent"
GAWDDAMMIT! I need to get to the bathroom quick! I ate that damn Chipotle, and 'King James' is making an entrance!
by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 19, 2010
When you put cocaine in some ones ass, and when they fart, you take in the glorious champion cloud from the air, go for a dunk with your nose, finally show her who's the king, fake a cramp and sleep it off.
by Enation June 10, 2014
English-language translation of the Christian Bible published in 1611 under the authority of the British Crown. Also known as the Authorized Version (i.e., authorized for use in the Anglican Church) or King James Version. Based on a small number of relatively late manuscripts, the translation is not as accurate as modern versions such as the NIV or NRSV.
by Rbd41 June 13, 2011
A sandwich created by urban legend King James Royalty. It consists of a cheese steak made Philly style (with cheese wiz) French fries stacked on top, served in a wrap that is not cut in half with a side of ketchup. Horrible for your health but amazing for your taste buds.
by Anton Andresen December 5, 2005
Primarily used in an English speaking context, Especially for non-Catholic Christians.
A King James’ Salvation is when you run out of toilet paper and out of sheer desperation, You wipe with torn out pages of a nearby Pocket Bible. This act is typically performed at home or at a friends house
A King James’ Salvation is when you run out of toilet paper and out of sheer desperation, You wipe with torn out pages of a nearby Pocket Bible. This act is typically performed at home or at a friends house
“Hey man, I heard you and Tom had a falling out, what happened?”
“Piece of shit pulled a King James’ Salvation with my moms Bible, Fucking disgusting”
“Piece of shit pulled a King James’ Salvation with my moms Bible, Fucking disgusting”
by Spainwater2002 October 18, 2021
The lost, now found, ancient Holy Hood Bible commissioned by King James Brown, The First (I) that contains the raw thoughts of Hood Niggaz who have lived throughout history--and left their wisdom in order that the new Nigga of today may survive in Whitey's world unscathed. The Book of Niggamaste is its main Scroll. See niggamaste niggadom.
1st Nigga: "Remember what the ancient hood prophets said in the good hood book about priorities?
2nd Nigga: "Nah, I dont. I grew up in the suburbs."
1st Nigga: "Well, it says Seek Ye first the Niggadom and everything else will be added unto you, My Nigga.
That's in found in the Book of Niggamaste 6:33. The King James Brown Version."
2nd Nigga: Holy Shit!
1st Nigga: Nah, Holy REAL Shit, My Nigga.
2nd Nigga: "Nah, I dont. I grew up in the suburbs."
1st Nigga: "Well, it says Seek Ye first the Niggadom and everything else will be added unto you, My Nigga.
That's in found in the Book of Niggamaste 6:33. The King James Brown Version."
2nd Nigga: Holy Shit!
1st Nigga: Nah, Holy REAL Shit, My Nigga.
by DuVay Knox November 4, 2018
a king of da 3rd coast
he can rap pretty good
he stay in h-town
they call him king james da 3rd.king as in royalty,james as in his real name,da 3rd as in 3rd coast.
he can rap pretty good
he stay in h-town
they call him king james da 3rd.king as in royalty,james as in his real name,da 3rd as in 3rd coast.
call me da king like i b james da third/
when i,grab da mic,servants bow after the very first word/
the lyrics i spit r hot like the core of planet earth/
the result of listening causes it to swang n swerve/
i rock the whole world/
even ya so called baby gurl/
-king james da 3rd
when i,grab da mic,servants bow after the very first word/
the lyrics i spit r hot like the core of planet earth/
the result of listening causes it to swang n swerve/
i rock the whole world/
even ya so called baby gurl/
-king james da 3rd
by J2K of the T.L.T.C January 3, 2008