To be "James King'd" is a verb.
Which includes pecking with a rather large nose and sexual harrasment.
ALSO you must be halfblack half white, have a huge nose, and have to be the creepyest kid ever.
Which includes pecking with a rather large nose and sexual harrasment.
ALSO you must be halfblack half white, have a huge nose, and have to be the creepyest kid ever.
by kaitlyn (= December 3, 2008
James King'd, or doing a James King, is a verb for the stalking, kidnapping, raping and subsequent killing, which more often than not leads to further raping, of small, innocent little children, often, but not in all cases, under the age of 3 years. This is usually completed by the dismemberment and disposal of the victim into several easy to binbag parts.
i)Ermintrude: I lost sight of my little Freddie yesterday; I feared that some one could've James King'd him!
Hyacinth: That's horrible! I heard on the news about a 6-month old baby who disappeared and was found three months later in three different bins!
ii)Hugo: Hey, have you noticed Ted's strange behaviour recently? He's been spending a lot of time at home, and the only time he does come out is to loiter around childrens' parks.
Vincent: Yeah, I think he's planning to do a James King.
Hyacinth: That's horrible! I heard on the news about a 6-month old baby who disappeared and was found three months later in three different bins!
ii)Hugo: Hey, have you noticed Ted's strange behaviour recently? He's been spending a lot of time at home, and the only time he does come out is to loiter around childrens' parks.
Vincent: Yeah, I think he's planning to do a James King.
by Bertington November 20, 2010
To splooge in a girls mouth and before she swallows, slap both of her cheeks so that the cum sprays everywhere. It looks like Lebron James' pre-game ritual of throwing chalk into the air.
Dude, she had just finished giving me great head and I totally gave her a King James! It went everywhere!
by RyMan24 September 25, 2009
Nickname for LeBron James. Only used or accepted by people who have little or no knowledge about the nba.
Fanboy: Bow to King James!
True Fan: "King James" can suck my dick!
Fanboy: *gasps, then dies from shock*
True Fan: "King James" can suck my dick!
Fanboy: *gasps, then dies from shock*
by ssj marik February 18, 2005
starting hand in texas holdem currently known as Kojak as a nick name, should be changed to King James as in (lebron)
by Jeff Dailey February 5, 2009
A British king who lived from June 19, 1566 to March 27, 1625. Known for religious tolerance, his capable if modest leadership, and being absolutely, fabulously gay. Also oversaw the creation of the King James version of the Christian Bible, which is the most popular version of the Bible in American society, particularly amongst homophobic fundamentalists.
"Elizabeth was King: now James is Queen," an old British saying.
"I'm sure glad King James wrote the Bible!"
"I'm sure glad King James wrote the Bible!"
by Ed83 December 7, 2006
When your hooking up with a girl at her place and your on top and right before u finish you pull out, catch all your demon seeds in your hand, and throw them in air (like Lebron James' pregame ritual) above the girl still laying down.
Delonte was bangin mrs. James and right before he finished he pulled out and King James' that hoe and left her with the mess.
by Dzell February 6, 2013