Jamboner

When one (usually a male but we are not going to be gender specific here) is into the music so hard the get a spontaneous boner.

"There I was at Coachella, letting a bitch know in the Sahara tent, when *BOOM* jamboner!"

by sahara$4wankers May 29, 2013

Jambons

Fat girl in a miniskirt and no tights! (Legs)

Look at the jambons on that

by Countess January 16, 2004

Jambone

To leave or depart from your current location.

Man i want to smoke a fat blunt lets jambone.

by Your momma May 12, 2003

Coulie jambon

The sexiest guinea pig in the world

Coulie jambon has some big swangin nuts that smell like like ass

by Punkrck1995 March 15, 2022

Jambon Jovis

The glam-rock themed delicatessen opened by Jon Bon Jovi after his ill-informed segue into special interest porn fell spectacularly flat.

“Tyrone, can you go and get half a kilo of artisan Blackberry and Prosecco Coulis from Jambon Jovis on Acacia Boulevard?”

by Nayyyyyy! September 4, 2021

Jambon's All Around

A phrase to say in celebration when somthing goes successfully for a group of people previously stuck on an issue or problem.

Can be used as a question or as a statement of reward.

Person A - "We did it guys",

Person B - "I can't believe we're finally done, Jambon's all around lads?
Person A,B - "Omg Finally Yes"

by Réiva February 25, 2022

crofty jambone head

To have a head like a christmas ham.

Jeff - Hey whats that over there
Dan- thats james croft

Jeff - oh i thought it was a lost christmas ham

Dan - no thats just his crofty jambone head

by G_meister November 24, 2019