Jalope 

A really shitty automobile

"Chippy's car is a complete jalope"

Jalope by Wish.....JEWish December 12, 2004

jalopees 

Another word for a jalapeno!

Can I have some jalopees on my pizza please...

jalopees by Yayakirby42 March 3, 2019

flop em jalopems 

A pair of fat breasts that hang so low that when you fuck the girl who has the hanging tittles that they shake like flipping flapjacks.

Joe: Ms. Ploof has a pair of pancake tits. I fucked her last night for A's all through high school and they made me sick when they shook.
Frank: Oh dear god. You fucked Ms. Ploof our principal and saw her flop em jalopems? Why didn't you kill yourself?
Joe: Because I'm going to be a straight A high school student.

flop em jalopems by oh guess who mother fucker February 26, 2007

sloppy jalopey 

A slang word meaning flacid penis. Mostly used on flame sites, I've copywrite it.

Silvia, get off my sloppy jalopey, I gotta go to work.

Don't make me slap you with my sloppy jalopey.

sloppy jalopey by Rikimaru November 9, 2003

jclopezmelgar 

Russian word for 'cock'.

"pashol ti!! blyat' yebanaya anusnaya shluha!! suka najclopezmelgar!"

jclopezmelgar by monkijunki December 22, 2014