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a retard or someone who says retarded things
Kristy: Your LMK
Lauren: its like alphabetical order but backwards.
Karen: Wow youre a jaloop
jaloop by the bangables February 29, 2008
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flat jaloop 

An unknown flat thing that is apart of a woman's private parts. No one really knows what it is like except one person. This person says "it's flat like this and like this"
What are we talking about? Your flat jaloop?
flat jaloop by jaloop_master April 18, 2017
Juh-Gewp

n./adj.

Any object that when inserted into the mouth brings oral pleasure; excitement of the taste buds. Also commonly referred to as a "schmook." A jagoop could be anything from chewing tobacco to "schmookie good" food.
Let's go watch some football and get a big ole jagoop.

That Chipotle burrito bowl was jagoop as fuck.
Jagoop by Schmokie September 15, 2013

Jalooper 

A slang term for a women’s vagina
Did you hear about Tommy and Sarah.”
“Yeah I heard he put it in her JALOOPER”
Jalooper by Thickdickdaddy27 April 15, 2020
Old motor vehicle in bad state of repair,unreliable and a general eyesore devoid of any street cred!
jallopy corner e.g. classified ads for bargain cars
jallopy by Motakatsu Hideyoshi February 22, 2008
Damn bro you have jaloozy all over your room. I jaloozied all over that girls face from last night.
Jaloozy by coreykane August 1, 2021