Jalb 

acronym for "just a little bitch"..said with pronunciation on the bitch is stressed to sound like beee-itch.

"sup maww"
"you're just a jalb ryan, sup now?"

Jalb by kingshitoffuckmountain February 28, 2009

Jalbert 

Jalbert is a mixture or ship of Albert (Flamingo/AlbertsStuff) and Jake (Jayingee)

Who even ships Jalbert anymore? Damn thats gay.

Jalbert by The_Condutor February 20, 2019

Jalbiet

A ship name for Juliet and Albert. Somehow, they are still not together.

person one: oh look juliet and albert are hanging out together again
person two: aww i ship it! jalbiet!

Jalbiet by BluBluUwU October 8, 2019

Jalben 

Jalben is the most amazing and supportive friend you could ask for in life, she has such a huge heart she won’t hurt anyone who has hurt her

Jalben is the best

Jalben by Mankadyo November 23, 2021

Jalbatard

"Jalbatards" are fans of, "actress", Jessica Alba. They usually consist of vast amounts of males, under the age of 12 to 75. It varies. Jalbatards will usually have Jessica Alba Icons/Avatars/Signatures etc. whenever you see them trolling a forum of some kind, creating spam threads...about Jessica Alba. If you say anything to offend Jalba in anyway, they will attack you almost instantly, saying things like "GTFO n00b jellus fag" etc. The only real way to avoid conflict with the Jalbatard, is to stay away from well known gaming forums, computer tech forums, and anime forums. You will be guaranteed to find Jalbatars lurking in the dark shadows there.

"ORIGINAL POST BY: jessicaalbaistehhotness
--
wolud yo u hit it??/?
*posts picture of Jessica Alba bending over at the beach*"

"AstroidHunter Says:
Yeah sure, but I prefer a little meat on my bone."

"jessicaalbaistehhotness Says:
FUCK OFF FAGGOOOT n00b basturd yu dont no shit bout her"

"Nirvanix Says:
UHOH, it's a Jalbatard, get a mod, quick!!"

Jalbatard by Slatebait February 8, 2009

Jalbert 

The Embodiment of Cool. A weird individual indeed, He acts very weird, but still is accepted by many people. The Jalberts are typically Filipino.

He's Probably a Jalbert

Jalbert by RAWRRAWRIMMACAKE March 16, 2011

jalboyh 

No

No jalboyh

jalboyh by yeahsowot September 30, 2020