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Some say is the coolest guy in the Universe.
That Jakub is one hot sexy guy.
by Jakub January 20, 2004
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by Navan January 18, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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v. To succeed in a task or event simply by pure, dumb luck.
Dude! I totally jakubed my english exam!
by zombiequeen January 23, 2009
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A person that is kick-ass at the drums.
Man, that Jakub is really kick-ass at the drums!
by Megan January 22, 2004
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He's warmer than you think.

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A polish guy who always wears the same black Woolley hat, even when he is indoors.Some say that he is immune to overheating!!!
Girl 1:I have a really embarrassing haircut.what should I do?
Girl 2: just do a jakub
by Wisewisdom January 23, 2014
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The cool kid that can make his contacts land right in the container when sitting up right at the lunch table in study hall, freshman year!
Man, that cool Jakub sure knows what he's doing!
by Missy May 24, 2004
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Someone who can be a complete asshole at times but also very caring at other times. He truly thinks turkey is, in fact, sex. When jakub speaks everyone listens because it's always a neat random fact. He never knows how to spell right and he thinks the tables change when they do indeed turn.
I was talking to jakub on house party and he told me how he loves girls with huge pupils
by alix02 December 21, 2016
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