The name itself comes from poland. Therefore Jakub means lazy and weird he always plays games and is known as a lazy person that sits at the laptop all day not even bothering about sleeping (Only while class) This person is known to have Pure Dumb Luck which means that they are lucky with dumb answers.
Jakub: Hey, I passed the test!
Alex: How? It was impossible...
Jakub: My name is Jakub!
Alex:I know that...
Jakub: My name is Jakub !
Alex: ...Dumb Luck...
Alex: How? It was impossible...
Jakub: My name is Jakub!
Alex:I know that...
Jakub: My name is Jakub !
Alex: ...Dumb Luck...
by iiFlakeTheKing September 13, 2018
Jakub is also very weird.
by Prostrednespotenevajco November 24, 2021
A redneck that will do things with no regard to others feelings, or a white person who may commit a school shooting.
by Thewankstain March 29, 2018
An absolute history nerd, totally unable to socialise and probably extremely depressed. A guy who thinks if he was Hitler, he would have won WWII. Always has political facts cause he's a fucking nerd, probably hates illegal immigrants or immigrants in general.
Person 1: hey is that jakub, what a nerd.
Person 2: yeah, probably gonna talk about immigrants again.
Person 2: yeah, probably gonna talk about immigrants again.
by Eric kinda exists April 25, 2019
Someone who can be a complete asshole at times but also very caring at other times. He truly thinks turkey is, in fact, sex. When jakub speaks everyone listens because it's always a neat random fact. He never knows how to spell right and he thinks the tables change when they do indeed turn.
by alix02 December 21, 2016
by Megan January 23, 2004
a very wholesome person, usually wishes everyone a good night and a good night rest, he compliments you by saying you have a nice cock every evening, while having a raging huge horsecock. Most of the time a pro cs:go player with 20 wins a day, has alot of swag and flavour in his dressing style
by swagboygangshit September 1, 2020