jake

jake is that one guy who enters every group chat and somehow makes the conversation be all about him; some people love him some people hate him, but you know he loves any attention he can get

he may seem cold and mean on the outside but really he's just a softie with a kind heart (yeah u are shush)

he also probably has a weird thing for lions idk

but u should probably just stan him, #stanjake has a nice ring to it ig

jake is the best; i stan

by nehal2003 March 29, 2019

Jake

I have a big dick and an emotional support animal named Paul.

Source: My name is Jake

Me: My name is Jake and my dick is big.

by Irish Daddy November 12, 2018

Jake

A very handsome, strong, horny dude. He carries a huge sword between them thick thighs of his.

“Bro you see that next to his legs” “ yeah that’s Jake didn’t you know”

by Ella Montgrotomy November 15, 2021

a jake

(being) a jake means being genuinely nice to other people

'i love him, he's such a jake'

by NexyTheFemboy May 14, 2021

Jake

The man with the biggest penis on the planet

Jake has the biggest penis I’ve ever seen

by Yup mate April 10, 2021

Jake

likes roblox sex

pedo Jake

by KaleoIsGay June 18, 2020

Jake

A badass guy who takes no shit

I wouldn't mess with Jake

by MudDigger802 May 25, 2015