The act of fucking someone’s mom so hard her vagina bleeds, giving the illusion that she’s on her period, when in reality… it’s just jakey makin her ta-tas bounce and her goochie bleed
by Jakey Classic December 7, 2021
A person who enjoys the 'odd tipple' and a white ring around the nostril from a certain tranquilizer powder.. whilst attempting to walk/dance around a festival/free party/rave in a straight line and simultaneously maintain a certain sense of decorum.
-often found amongst the rave scene of england and throughout europe. may be hard to spot without the right tools.
-often found amongst the rave scene of england and throughout europe. may be hard to spot without the right tools.
a 'munter' or jakey penguin enthusiast
by bristokristo July 15, 2010
by #1weirdo November 16, 2020
A lil boy who thinks he is a playa and big time ladies man when in all reality he has to take his cousin to prom.
by Kinky kirky April 8, 2006
An awesome cuddly guy named Jacob. He is sweet, romantic, passionate etc. This is a name your girlfriend gives you.
by jrawrzky April 4, 2011
When one proceeds to milk the semen of Andrew brown as normal milk simply does not give enough nutrients for someone of jakeys stature
by Jarringmederrrr November 24, 2021
A term used in Britain (mainly used in Scotland) When someone has had to much alcohol or drugs in their system they start to shake.
Harry: Did you hear how bad josh had the jakey shakes last night?
Alex: Bet it was bad.
Harry: oh aye, shaking like a leaf.
Alex: Bet it was bad.
Harry: oh aye, shaking like a leaf.
by Bramblebee February 8, 2022