Jagknocker

1. An in"duh"vidual that you work with at your place of employment
2. Someone who doesn't have a clue
3. Someone who is told several times the same information
4. Businessly correct term for "moron"

Phil, don't you get it, you stupid jagknocker!

I work with this guy, MC, he is such a jagnocker!

Jagknocker by Bruce Wayne June 22, 2004

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jackknocker

An individual whos name when said outloud your first instinct is to shake your head in exasperation and sigh.

Statement: That guy is a jackknocker.
Question : What is a jackknocker?
Answer : *sigh*

jackknocker by Rawraw420 October 11, 2007

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Jacknocker

An insult for something stupid.
Or someone stupid.

Stop being such a jacknocker.

Jacknocker by forever brittany August 6, 2010

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Jackknocker

A person who knocks jacks or "knocks them up".

It can also be a gruop of people who are extremely obnoxious, so obnoxious these people talk a language of their own, similar to some other languages but it sounds like complete giberish.

Wow, dude that guy is talking jackknocker again, fuck i hate that jackknocker.

Jackknocker by I. M. Stoned-as-Hell June 19, 2010

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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