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Jacobsen 

A cool name. A Jacobsen is known for having big dicks. He is also loyal and will help you all the time. Also very friendly. Will destroy and beat up any enemy for you.
Look that guy got a big dick, he must be a Jacobsen
Jacobsen by CoolestInTheCity September 23, 2019

Jacobsen 

Usually what you call the mid-west whorebag, doesn't refer to a single person, but rather how the female wears Jacob's "sen" as a show of pride without cleaning up
"Whats that smell? Oh, it's the jacobsen, still covered in nut and puke from an hour ago when Charlie boy railed her on the side of the house"
Jacobsen by Snatch-winder69 May 1, 2023

jimmy jacobsen 

is a great baseball player. He is greatly amazing at sports if not he should go down in baseball history. this kid played on mets field thats hot. :)
jimmy jacobsen is a animal at baseball
jimmy jacobsen by dickey wilsonn August 25, 2011

Mikkel Ove Jacobsen "Mæææææh"

Sheep lover, eats a lot of grass. have 0 friends and love playing Roblox whit the other sheep on the farm. Please say "Mæææææææh" when u see him. have a nice day.......
Mikkel Ove Jacobsen "Mæææææh" says "mæææææææh"

Colin Jacobsen 

A big stupid head.
-or-
A stupid big-head.

TAYL0R RULEZZZZZZZ!

This definition emmerged when a young Colin Jacobsen was a total stupid idiot face.
Used in a common conversation, the term "Colin Jacobsen can appear this way:
You're a Colin Jacobsen.
-or-
You're a big CJ.
Colin Jacobsen by 7 D4\\'G July 7, 2004

olivia jacobsen 

The prettiest girl you've ever met. Olivia jacobsen is a sweetheart but she can have an attitude sometimes. Be careful of what you say to her and always have a filter when around her. Olivia is a great friend and girlfriend😉😏
Olivia Jacobsen is the coolest girl I've ever seen.
olivia jacobsen by -😍 January 26, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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