When one takes a fat shit and blasts the bowl in every direction with fecal matter resembling a painting by Jackson Pollock
by Nicholas O'Reilly March 1, 2017
Violent defecation accompanied by large amounts of flatus, which splatters the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.
by greddm August 10, 2011
by bjmike February 6, 2010
1. American Abstract Expressionist Painter
2. A Sexual Act in which a male ejaculates over a partner's face or chest. A variant of this act involves turning around after ejaculation and passing gas in close proximity to the ejaculated area or the partner's nose.
2. A Sexual Act in which a male ejaculates over a partner's face or chest. A variant of this act involves turning around after ejaculation and passing gas in close proximity to the ejaculated area or the partner's nose.
by IDZ December 14, 2005
Having sex with a woman while she's on her period and the quivering of your dick splatters her own period blood all over her back so it resembles a Jackson Pollack painting.
by Gliderman January 25, 2011
Jerry had chili for lunch and a hour latter he ripped a wet one leaving a nasty Jackson Pollock in his pants
by Ass Picture November 25, 2010
To vomit. Named after the expressionist painter whose works look rather like multi-coloured spew. Used in Red Dwarf by Kryten.
by steve2977 November 17, 2006