jackoffsterbate

to be masterbauting and jacking off at the same time, To have both hands manipualting your penis

dude, i just got jackoffsterbated by two chicks!!!
or
i jackeoffsterbated last night, and now my hands are tired

jackoffsterbate by mo is me and me is mo August 2, 2006

ass jackolantern 

A general insult. Normally used when some one does something that really ticks you off. Although some people use it for no aperant reason.

What the fuck was that ass jackolantern thinking when he pulled in front of me?

ass jackolantern by Ryan "FordLord" McKay December 25, 2008

jacklister 

Creator of habit. Recluse. Can usually be found where fun isn't. Does not appreciate the company of others, commonly understood as socially awkward. Cunt.

Jacklister equates to Hermit

jacklister by Godsmessenger January 10, 2014

jackolantern 

When a pumpkin hits something hard

He wasnt a normal pumpkin hes a jackolantern

jackolantern by Jackolanter expert May 11, 2018

jackolanter 

A woman’s cunt hole

Show us ya jackolanter

The hair hole away from the butt cheeks just below the belly button

jackolanter by CAPTKONT June 7, 2018

Jackolantern 

Masturbating using a Jack-o-lantern

Person 1: What did you do this Halloween?
Person 2: Just Jackolantern inside my room

Jackolantern by Pinksizzlejingleberry June 2, 2019

Jackholster 

Someone who doesn’t answer their phone

Alysha is a jackholster, I’ve been trying to call her all day

Jackholster by Sloppytoppy887 February 18, 2022