Back door merchant who will pay off your mum for 5 minutes of kiddie sex
Better be careful or your kid might get jacko’d
by Howesluvsbrownie January 26, 2018
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A lanky ginger twat who has 1 testical and no pubes
Jacko the spaco
by Hello its me mo April 8, 2019
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Doing a Jacko is that one friend who is always the last in a group at a bar/club in a round but has to leave before buying a round of drinks in return. He could be with a group of 4 to 5 people and everyone has bought a drink, but when it's his/her turn they either sneak out or make up some excuse for having to leave.
"Whose round is it lads"

"It's Dave's round, he said he was going to the toilet but I think he's pulled a jacko"
by Judgemental Prick May 29, 2015
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A pose that requires you to break several bones
Person 1:I just did the jacko pose!
Person 2: ok good for you
Person 1: I just had to break 3 fucking bones!
by Professional standards September 12, 2021
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defamative nickname for michael jackson used by people who

- don't know him
- love tabloids
- never read court documents coz they’re too precise and long
- boost their self-esteem by offensive words and think they're creative
"Did you read 'The Sun's' coverage on wacko jacko?"
by i'm from February 19, 2008
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A complete dullard of a civil servant whose boring, grandadesque demeanour was the perfect mask for his other life of demented serial killer. By day a sober individual struggling to understand farmland maps, always an uphill struggle destined to end in sheer bafflement and a well-disguised simmering of resentment; by night a machete-wielding maniac intent on spilling blood by the hogshead.
Is that Chris over there, butchering a prostitute?

Who the fuck's Chris? That's Jacko the Ripper!
by unnatural england August 15, 2009
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