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to masturbate; a jerk; an asshole; Dale Ross; one who manipulates; brainwasher; penis
That jack-off just served you with court papers.
by pissedasfuk April 19, 2009
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When A Guy Holds His Dick And Rubs His Hand Up And Down Getting Faster Until It Feels Good And He Sperms.
Sence Vishal is so fat and ugly, and he doesnt get any girls. He jack-off in the corner
by VishalIsGay June 04, 2007
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when a male cannot find a girl to have sex with so he is forced to pleasure himself.
noah is to ugly so he jacks off a WHOLE lot
by Olivia July 18, 2004
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To move your hand up and down your shaft or in and out your vigina (see masturbate)
by JP & MK March 08, 2003
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to do nothing productive -- to waste time -- shoot the shit poop around dick around
I didn't complete the assignment. I was just jacking off the whole time he gave us to complete it
by Anonymous October 29, 2002
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41
when someone playz with themself for guyz rubbing there hand up and down their cock a gurl might finger her self
he felt lonely so he began to jack-off
by -=13=- July 03, 2003
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42
Something preeteen boys do to feel the sensation of some real sex
Jack off, what people do while looking at porn
by ucantcme November 05, 2014
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