Jack Campbell

The most wholesome person in the NHL. He is too nice for the world. Goaltender in the NHL. Jack formerly played for the Dallas Stars and the L.A. Kings and is currently a goaltender of the Toronto Maple Leafs. Jack is a great dude. Everyone should be like Jack.

When I grow up I want to be as wholesome as Jack Campbell.

Jack Campbell by Adam Galati April 28, 2021

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Jack Campbell

A literal bag of douche with a Jew fro that is the knock off version of Jack Harlow.

“Jack Campbell is such a douche.” “Brother I’ve been known that.”

Jack Campbell by Gees Moi July 5, 2022

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jack campbell

Cringy meme that should get a life

He's such a Jack Campbell

jack campbell by Parzival 57 April 10, 2017

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Jack Campbell

Star goaltender for the Toronto Maple Leafs and former goaltender for the Dallas Stars and the Los Angeles Kings. He holds the nhl record for most consecutive wins to start the season. He is also known for being a really kind person and is universally loved by all Leafs fans and Leafs players.

Person 1: Can you believe Jack Campbell only cost the Leafs Trevor Moore and two third round picks.

Person 2: He was an absolute steal. Soupy for Vezina.

Jack Campbell by SouthAlbatross8 December 8, 2021

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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