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My buddy Ken is being a total Jabroni about eating the last slice of pizza.
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1. a scrub, one who lives the scrub life.

2. an italian profanity used to describe and "asshole" or "jerk" when talking about a person
1. Sick, that kid is so dirty, he is most definitely a jabroni.

2. This jabroni was smarting off to me, so I kicked his ass.
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KickFag and Derek are jabronis, they couldn't make a professional looking costume to save their lives.
by Mario Rogic January 15, 2003
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a loser; an individual who cannot perform the simplest of tasks; a ham- and-egger; a stooge OR one's close friend.
OR: a naive, inexperienced person
Bob was a true jabroni and botched things up!
That's one of his jabronis over there.
What do ya think I am, some kind of jabroni or something?
by weave March 18, 2003
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Jay Mariotti of the Chicago Sun-Times, as referred to by Woody Paige on the television program 'Around the Horn.'
Jabroni you don't know what you're talking about!!

Jabroni, how come I always have to straighten you out?
by Adam Monk June 15, 2004
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A bad name for a person; idiot, cretin.
by Lord Vigneau January 29, 2004
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1. One who is supposed to provide pizza, but doesn't produce the goods.

2. One who fails to live up to their pizza responsibilities.

Also known as an Anchovy Jabroni or Pepperoni Jabroni
Challen's getting the pizzas.

Pfft! As if. You leave it to that dick bunny and you'll end up with diddly jack shit.
F'ken Pepperoni Jabroni!
by Electric D August 17, 2004
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