JRDS

"Are you able to pack weed inside a rolling paper?"
"No sir."
"Can you roll it all around and lick it?"
"I attempt to, sir."
"Neatly?"
"No, sir. Sometimes I get my hair in it and my approach of rolling is like putting on a bottle cap."
"Last question, what gender are you?
"Male."
"There is no easy way to say this, but you have JRDS"
"oh GOD how am I going to tell my mother"

JRDS by tittyait420iykyk April 16, 2020

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JRDS (Junior Dog Shit)

A term used in the junior exploration /resource sector. Specifically referring to a deal that is publically traded. Most commonly referred to TSX Venture listed deals.

First coined by an Investor Relations representaive (Vancouver, BC based) to describe his thoughts on the majority of Venture listed deals durring the markets meltdown in 2008.

"That deal is such a piece of JRDS (Junior Dog Shit), I wouldn't touch it!"

Describing a stock listed on the Venture Exchange: " That deal is such a piece of JRDS (Junior Dog Shit), I wouldn't touch it!"

JRDS (Junior Dog Shit) by BudFoxx December 28, 2011

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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