JPD
An acronym standing for John Proctor's Dick, John Proctor a main character in The Crucible is a handsome busty man that any women would definitely want to get with.
Marry Warren: Yo why is Abby always cravin the JPD.
Rebecca Nurse: Because she is a total slut bag, duh.
Rebecca Nurse: Because she is a total slut bag, duh.
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