JP

An acronym for "Jeter-Pussy". JP is the highest level of physical-attractiveness that a woman can reach. Technically speaking, JP is 2 levels higher than that of the much-coveted "Perfect 10" status. This term is in reference to All-Star Baseball player Derek Jeter, and his laundry-list of ridiculously hot sexual conquests.

"Dude, I heard you met a BOMB chick last night. On a scale of 1 to JP, how hot was she?"

"JP"

"DAAAAAAMN!!!"

by D-Roach March 3, 2009

JP

short for JEWISH PRINCESS. gets everything she wants. has alot of money. daddy buys her wot she wants.

OMG how much do u like love my new gucci watch? daddy got it for me wen we were in harrods shopping.

by amanda February 22, 2005

JP

Abreviation for JEWISH PRINCESS.
They get everything they want, normally drives a Mini Convertable They love to shop & everythings always payed for with "Daddys" money, & there never with out there D&G Sunglasses

"Have you seen that JP Over there, look shes got the new Chanel bag"

by QwertyL1 January 27, 2009

JP

Having sex with a girl then sticking it in her mouth when you cum

Josh pulled a JP on Elena last year.

by Josh Price October 4, 2007

JP

biggest douche piece of shit on earth

"Hey Red-nut reckons you can't have the print room door open because it's too hot"
"What a JP!"
"Yeah he's a douche!"

by manbearpig1234 October 6, 2009

JP

JP short for Jizz Pants, a person who nuts in their pants with minimal stimulation. For example in a strip club in Blackpool.

Hey see that Pat, he's a real two pump chump let's call him JP.

by Gary_T April 17, 2015

JP

v. An acronym for the phrase Junk Punch.

Stop being an ass, or else I'll JP you.

by Massimo2112 September 4, 2007