2 definitions by D-Roach

JP

An acronym for "Jeter-Pussy". JP is the highest level of physical-attractiveness that a woman can reach. Technically speaking, JP is 2 levels higher than that of the much-coveted "Perfect 10" status. This term is in reference to All-Star Baseball player Derek Jeter, and his laundry-list of ridiculously hot sexual conquests.

"Dude, I heard you met a BOMB chick last night. On a scale of 1 to JP, how hot was she?"

"JP"

"DAAAAAAMN!!!"

by D-Roach March 3, 2009

retahded

An adjective commonly used in Toronto Canada's east end to describe a female as extremely good-looking. The phrase, originally known as "retarded-hot", was created to differentiate between a girl who was merely attractive, to one who was "ridiculously good-looking". After a few months the word "hot" was dropped and it is speculated the pronunciation of "retarded" was changed due to the originators of this term being big Saturday Night Live fans.

"Hey Jordo, tell me about that chick you met last night, was she hot?"

"She's retahded"

by D-Roach April 19, 2008