JMP is an abbreviation for Jizz My Pants. This verb is used to describe something that would make you J your P. Similar JIMP or CMP
Bob: "You see that blonde with the huge tits and thong."
Jim: "Yeah, she makes me want to JMP."
Bob: "o shit, do you have a spare pair of boxers?"
Jim: "Yeah, she makes me want to JMP."
Bob: "o shit, do you have a spare pair of boxers?"
by (-slimTHUG-) March 17, 2010
by curriegrad2004 July 2, 2006
by jmp.alex September 25, 2023
just my personality
by phoebeejeebies August 3, 2023