chance a jeep
To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.
To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.
Where were you last night, you were hammered?!
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?
by chancedajeepandsurvived May 11, 2015
by JONNY WALKMAN March 24, 2011
Used as a saying that people use to refer to them as being high or positioned at a high altitude . Or feeling a rush.
Person 1: I’m done hitting this I’m higher than a leap jeep
Person 2: I can see ova you I’m higher than a leap jeep
Person 2: I can see ova you I’m higher than a leap jeep
by Caramel Deluxe18 May 19, 2023
by Grandmasterphunk January 30, 2022
What da unreliable/obsolete satellite-navigation guidance often ends up being --- i.e., you get invalidly directed off onto some rough rutted seldom-used track dat only a sturdy 4WD vehicle could navigate!
Robin Williams' character in da comedy-film "RV" unwisely takes a JEEP-PS route dat causes him to get his huge rig high-centered on a rock.
by QuacksO May 1, 2022
No matter how much money you put into your jeep xj it is not worth more than 1200 dollars. It has to be absolutely flawless and even then you cannot sell for more than 2000. Do not buy an xj if you are not going to abide by the rule of jeep.
by supadoop October 9, 2020
by Daychick November 22, 2020