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the abbreviation for Jesus Christ of Nazareth. often used to display distate for someone annoying or your ridiculous art teacher.
him: Ms. Gam just gave me a D on this oil pastel because I didn't blend the yellow and red together.

me: ARGH! JCON!
JCON by Klutzextract September 12, 2009
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J-con girl 

A slutty, unattractive girl, that most likely has a std and would lets guys suck on her tits.
That Agatha is such a j-con girl, letting everyone suck on her tits.
J-con girl by Brandon Kraft January 7, 2010
A caring and polite person. Someone who is one of the most loving people in the world who will take care you and treat you the way you wish to be treated. (Great in bed) Someone that you can ALWAYS love, trust, and count on.
I feel like I should be with JConr more.
JConr by Conr September 3, 2016
When one nigga tries to make another nigga flinch by faking him out with a pose of intimidation
"Yo I just J-conned the shit out of ogi"-Zach
"What the fuck is a J-con?"-Mac
J-Con by tonnce January 20, 2009
A person who is a weak ass pussy

that ain't bout shit.

He has nice eyes and a big shlong, probably because he is over 6ft. he orders large everything cause he got money.
look at that weak ass fuck boy.

Jconn went over his flex, he must have money
jconn by thotgirlxoxo February 12, 2018
really hot guy who is like super sexy god damnnn
hey jconner wanna come over later
jconner by jesussaves10011010 November 23, 2021

National Pick JConn up from Work Day 

On October 13, everyone who knows JConn has to offer to pick him up from work.
“Sorry I can’t make it to small group, it’s national Pick JConn up from Work Day.”
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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