JCON 

the abbreviation for Jesus Christ of Nazareth. often used to display distate for someone annoying or your ridiculous art teacher.

him: Ms. Gam just gave me a D on this oil pastel because I didn't blend the yellow and red together.

me: ARGH! JCON!

JCON by Klutzextract September 12, 2009

J-con girl 

A slutty, unattractive girl, that most likely has a std and would lets guys suck on her tits.

That Agatha is such a j-con girl, letting everyone suck on her tits.

J-con girl by Brandon Kraft January 7, 2010

JConr 

A caring and polite person. Someone who is one of the most loving people in the world who will take care you and treat you the way you wish to be treated. (Great in bed) Someone that you can ALWAYS love, trust, and count on.

I feel like I should be with JConr more.

JConr by Conr September 3, 2016

J-Con 

When one nigga tries to make another nigga flinch by faking him out with a pose of intimidation

"Yo I just J-conned the shit out of ogi"-Zach
"What the fuck is a J-con?"-Mac

J-Con by tonnce January 20, 2009

jconn 

A person who is a weak ass pussy

that ain't bout shit.

He has nice eyes and a big shlong, probably because he is over 6ft. he orders large everything cause he got money.

look at that weak ass fuck boy.

Jconn went over his flex, he must have money

jconn by thotgirlxoxo February 12, 2018

jconner 

really hot guy who is like super sexy god damnnn

hey jconner wanna come over later

jconner by jesussaves10011010 November 23, 2021

National Pick JConn up from Work Day 

On October 13, everyone who knows JConn has to offer to pick him up from work.

“Sorry I can’t make it to small group, it’s national Pick JConn up from Work Day.”

National Pick JConn up from Work Day by jpgeigs October 13, 2021