When a unknown person, must have the name James, wears your clothing and then they are infected with his essence and you have to burn them because you will not be able to get any cheeks wear that clothes in question.
What the fuck James, you have my shirt on, thanks now you have it all jamesafied, theres another $100 shirt that I have to burn
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."