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A man typically from texas who is very well endowed. The penis tends to be 12 inches long, if not larger! Most men who can be called a "J12" tend to get quite faint when erect due to the penis stealing most of the bodies blood. More fortunately though, a J12 is always a hit with the ladies.
Girl 1: Wow i had sex with Shane last night, who'd of known he was a J12. .
Girl 2: Really? Was it good?
Girl 1: It was massive! But he fainted in the middle.
Girl 2: Oh shame, at least you got some decent cock though.
J12 by J1293 May 4, 2011
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A ministry based on the "Seven Words of Jesus" at twelve years old... "I must be about my Father's Business." J12, or Jesus |at| Twelve, focues on inspiring kids from 8-12 years of age to have the same attitude of Jesus. J12's motto is "reaching a generation before they need to be rescued."
Are you going to the next J12 Encounter?
J12 by Gregg Johnson September 18, 2008
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a foO
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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