J-Rob

an adjective used to describe the freshest kid you know

that kid is so J-Rob that when he walks in the door, all the girls scream

by DAGEYbaby October 13, 2011

J-Robbed

Chugging an alcoholic drink, either because it tastes awful but you don't want to waste it, or because you want to get drunk fast.

Janet got to the party late, so she J-Robbed her drink to catch up.

Janet ordered a beer that she'd never heard of. It was gross, so she J-Robbed it.

by SuCo27 January 25, 2012

j-rob mad fresh

me, the illest person ever

j-rob mad fresh is mad fresh

by j-rob mad fresh May 29, 2010

j-rob

to sexually assault

Better ask for consent, you don’t want to j-rob her!

by usr1232456 January 14, 2025

J-Rob

Wears toe shoes, questionable ties and is a giant history nerd.

Oh God look at the shoes J-Robb has on today.

by J-Robb fan December 14, 2022

The J-ROB FOOTJOB

A man named Jaden will kindly give you compliments but also stea your lungs if you ever wake him up during sleep. If so, he will take your lungs, put it between his toes and stick it up your ass.

Please, I beg of you, not The J-ROB FOOTJOB

by roganfootjobcreator November 25, 2022

j-rob

to brutally sexually assault

Make sure you ask for consent, you don't want to j-rob her!

by usr1232456 January 14, 2025