meat delivery

A term used by females referring to sex

"I could really use a meat delivery,"
"I thought you had one last week."

by OZZA 99 April 6, 2020

head delivery

Performing oral sex to the male organ, releasing the head of built up sperm.

Man, I got some awesome head delivery the other night...she released the sperm whales right out of me!

by KittyTickler February 23, 2016

An Unexpected Delivery

When you get a box or package delivered to your doorstep that contains multiple used condoms, and a piece of paper on which a woman had her period on.

The unidentified package that arrived at the white house on January 5th, 1997 was "An Unexpected Delivery".

by Mr. Twister and a Side Salad October 22, 2011

Delivery Mans Revenge

What happens after a delivery person figures out someone never tips no matter the service. Usually a loogie or a few pubes in the Pizza.

Shaquisha: I never tip the delivery guy they ass supposed to do they job and get me pizza, They don’t deserve nothin extra.
Daquan : I used to think like that too boo till the delivery driver gave me some extra ingredients a few times...Delivery Mans Revenge.

by Daddy Geebs February 17, 2019

Digital delivery

Delivery of contents or value over the internet at specified destination calls digital delivery.

digital Delivery of contents or value over the internet

by s j tubrazy April 13, 2013

Harpos Delivery

Where a friend will promise cookies, but make you wait longer than you should.

Jared was supposed to provide the girl scout cookies by March 10, but instead his making a "Harpos Delivery".

by cgrizcookiemonster March 10, 2022

Milk dud delivery man

A kidnapper, commonly associated with a white van with a milk dud logo. He draws you in with his charisma and milk duds.

If you see the milk dud delivery man, RUN!
His van may look sexy, but he does not.

by Lulu46648 December 18, 2021