|1.||It was what it was|
Simply the past tense of "It is what it is". However, you can now confirm that the statement of "fuck it" accurately described the situation at that time.
"I should have known that we were all in trouble last month when our boss responded to our concerns with, It is what it is."
"Yeah,I knew we were fucked and should have started looking for another job."
"Oh well, It was what it was."
Chuckin' it is known as exhibiting irrational and illogical behaviors, making choices that will eventually back-fire, whilst being drunk.
Mooching from family members can also be described as Chuckin' it.
Argh, I want a full copy of Windows 7, but they only have Windows Vista in stock!!!!
-buys Windows Vista-
Arghhhhh, must upgrade!
-buys upgrade only disc-
This kids, is known as "Chuckin' It"
|3.||It is known.|
an expression indicating that a given idea is based more on superstition or outright bullshit than on fact \ derived from dialogue in TV series “Game of Thrones”
Global warming is naturally caused by the Sun - just as the Moon is a goddess and the Sun's wife; it is known.
|4.||Whose Shit Is This?|
'the little movie about BIG SHIT!'more...
Whose Shit Is This? (a mini-feature film (48 min.) was produced in 2006 by an indie production company label me. productions. The film is now known as an underground comedy 'shit' film that is frequently played at college parties as a drinking game. Some term it as 'underground sewage' as a metaphor to the entire subject in the film--shit. Filled with tons of shit jokes and analogies, the film will surely leave you laughing hysterically with its many countless characters! You most likely will have to watch it more than once to figure this shit out.
The film parallels actual shit (in toilet) with shit, such as drama, economic decline, etc. and incorporates experimental techniques with the plot line via an interactive journey with montage sequences that take the viewers for a 'shit' ride.
The morning after Jamie's initiation party as sorority president, the largest shit ever is found in the toilet, and now it's up to her and her side kick masculine-chick friend, Brenna, to find out whose shit it is before it's too late! OF COURSE it's too late when the shit grows, causing the entire college campus and surrounding towns to evacuate to an off-the-map rural town exclusively called Shitsville!
to find out more information, google "Whose Shit Is This?"
the film is also on IMDB.com
|5.||perpetual blowjob machine|
When a man drinks enough pineapple-flavored Smirnoff to sweeten his jizz and receives a blowjob, and the woman simultaneously becomes drunker from the increasingly sweet and vodka-laced semen, thus making her further inclined to give the man the blowjob. As of right now, the perpetual blowjob machine remains a simple thought experiment and has yet to be put into practice. Several attempts have been made, but universal forces such as friction have caused these attempts to fail. It is also believed that the amount of pineapple Smirnoff required is far greater than what the average man can safely consume. Thus, most physicists believe the perpetual blowjob machine to be an impossible feat, yet withhold it as a theoretical system of stable equilibrium. Were the perpetual blowjob machine to be successfully achieved, it would truly be a groundbreaking scientific discovery, undoubtedly worth the Nobel Prize in physics.
Einstein: "Since it is known that the essence of pineapple can sweeten one's load, and alcohol can drop a young woman willingly to her knees, then certainly a BJ given to a man who has consumed a sufficient amount of a substance such as pineapple Smirnoff shall find himself in an equilibrium of oral pleasure, whilst the young lady enjoys a self-sweetening and inebriating treat. A perpetual blowjob machine shall be the result of such circumstances."
when a marriage is going wrong spouses will often have what is known as a 'fix it baby.' A fix it baby is suppose to enhance family harmony and promote family solidarity. However, if the issue isn't resolved within the marriage than a baby will only be a temporary patch in hole of your marriage.
"Hey man, my wife and I have been having a lot of fights lately... I'm not sure if our marriage is going to make it... I don't know what to do."
"Have a Fix-it baby. You have a baby, and it is suppose to fix everything. My wife and I did it."
"Yeah but you're getting a divorce.."
"I never said it was permanent."
In many parts of the United States it is known as another word for, 'bo-daggit' or 'cling-on'.
It is literally a small piece of shit that is hanging off one's ass hair.