Usually a Jew.. an Issach is a very weird but hilariously funny character. He will lead you to laughter.. or just weirded outness.. He is definitely a guy to hang out with if your looking for a laugh. Issachs are usually very shy and have no Self Esteem. "I'm A Loser.." or if they see your parents and or other friends.. "Okay bye.." Issachs are known to have semi-long blonde hair that makes all the ladies wet. Usually an Issach has a 7" Penis.. (impressive). Issachs tend to grow this size by accident..
"His slanger is huge! He must be Issach!"
by Satan Himself November 04, 2013