|4.||Isle of Man|
85,000 Alcoholics clinging to a rock in the middle of nowhere.
With a bit of nice scenery.. But watch out for coach parties!
The TT each year is the only time when you can have some fun!
1: Hey, I'm going to the Isle of Man on holiday!
2: Really?! Pack some vodka! There is f**k all else to do.
|1.||Isle of Man|
if you don't like the Isle of Man there is a boat in the morning.
|2.||Isle of Man|
An Island in the middle of the Irish sea also known as "The Rock"
Im coming back to The Rock on thursday!
Im coming back to Isle of Man on thursday!
|3.||Isle of Man|
A small island country in the Irish Sea between England and Ireland measuring 15 miles wide by 32 miles long.more...
The capital of the country is Douglas.
It is now being overwhelmed by English and Irish people to the point where the small island and it's natural beauty is being destroyed.
Native people to the Island are known as Manx people. The native language is also Manx although English is spoken as the norm.
The country is known worldwide for Manx Cats (cats born without tails) and Loghtan sheep as well as the TT (Tourist Trophey) motor cycle races.
While the Isle of Man is part of Britain, it is not part of the United Kingdom.
Native Manx people are actually a minority on the Island due to the inlux of English and Irish due to it's status as an off-shore tax haven.
The English and Irish have overwhelmed the Island simply by numbers and even if they haven't meant to they have killed off it's charm and beauty, forcing Manx people to leave in search for cleaner pastures.
Although the Isle of Man is basically a retirement home for many people, the drunken nightlife has led the Island to become even dirtier than before.
There is little to nothing for teenagers and young adults to do apart from drink which is why the Island has the highest alcoholism rate in Britain.
Although it used to be lovely and full of life... it is now a pretty disgusting place to live with the kind of life you find in a yoghurt pot after leaving it for three days in the sun.
|5.||Isle of man|
A tax heaven for greedy millionaires.
Millionaire 1: should I put something back into the society to which I owe all my wealth?
Millionaire 2: No...best not. Try the Isle of Man instead.
|6.||Isle of Man|
The Ass End Of Brittan. It is the worst place to live as everything is so goddamn expensive!! There is nothing for teenage population to do, apart from drink, drugs and get into trouble withs the ol' bill. Our Summer consists of 2 weeks in June. This is when we host the world famous TT races, this is the only time of the year we (as teenages) can actually do anything, which consists of drink, drugs, getting into trouble with the ol' bill and we have a fun fare!!! woopie.
Pleasetake my advice don't come here it would be a waste of your money!
It is more commonly refered to as 'The Rock' and most of the people I know cannot wait to get off this shithole!! This includes Myself!!!
I almost forgot there is like nowhere to skate. Which really suck being a boarder and all!! ¬¬
Manxy 1 - 'Hey Boy, when are you coming back to the rock? (Isle of Man)'
Manxy 2 (off island somewhere better) - 'Never'
Manxy 1 - ' Don't blame ya'
|7.||isle of man|
The "island" of useless flesh separating the nutsack and bunghole. Hence "isle of man".
I went to sit at the bar, and didn't notice that the stool was missing it's seat. Now I've got a bruise on the isle of man.