only thing in the world you can't make fun of without risk of decapitation
"And what about that Mohammed guy, wasn't he a weirdo. I mean Islam is-" THWACK!
by Horseshyte April 20, 2011
A religion that teaches peace, kindness and righteousness. It is often wrongfully associated with violence.
In Islam, even a simple smile is a good deed.
by Juiletterosefr March 26, 2014
A religion based on manners and one that is often connected with terrorism. However, Islam is a religion, and terrorists are extremists in the religion and believe Islam is something it is not. Islam is not a religion of violence, which people often mistake it for. Muslims believe there is one and only 1 God, and Mohammad Peace Be Upon Him is his Messenger.
Islam is based on manners.
by _Ryoma_ November 11, 2014
A religion of peace that erupts in riots and violence at the slightest disrespect or depiction of somebody they are not allowed to depict so neither is anybody else
People keep saying islam is a religion of peace but it is the religion everybody is afraid of upsetting.
by Anti-life equation November 08, 2014
Unfortunately, most of the peace-loving Muslims do not adhere strongly to the religion. Hardline Muslims see nothing wrong with killing nonbelievers. While not all Muslims are terrorists, all terrorists are Muslims. (Hamas, Hezbollah, al-Qaeda, the Taliban not terrorists, but oppressors of freedom...and don't bring up Timothy McVeigh. He was not a Christian)

"I have been made victorious with terror."
Bukhari Vol. 4, Bk. 52, No. 220

"Killing disbelievers is a small matter to us."
Tabari IX:69
Hardline Muslim: Achoo!
Christian: God bless you!
HM: What?
C: God bless you.
HM: Who?
C: You know...God?
HM: Oh, you mean Allah!
C: No, I'm a Christian.
Muslim gasps, attacks.
One less Christian in the world, thanks to Islam, the religion of peace.
by WBF April 18, 2013
Created in the late Classical Period by the fraud prophet Muhammad, who took the bible and copied it down to the color scheme, thus making his own religion. Spoken by a vassal of God, the beliefs were peace and love, and lasted about half a decade before everyone started killing themselves to determine who was to head this "violence free" religion. Since then, killing has been as normal to Muslims as going to church for Christians, except it occurs more frequently. And instead of a private religious university, they have ISIS, which specializes in teaching these "naive" British boys how to most efficiently behead their dads on live television (considered a sport, like basketball, in most Muslim countries).
Reporter: So, Islam supporter. Why do you commit such war crimes?

ISIS Member: Because you started it! "wahhh"

Reporter: Ummmm, no you did. 9/11, remember?

ISIS Member: The only thing we did to you was kill 3000 innocent civilians, destroy 2 of your most iconic buildings and wreck several blocks of NYC. Heck, my 3 year old Muslim daughter has a higher kill streak in ISIS sponsored Pre-K.

Reporter: Ehhhh...

ISIS Member: and we had a legit reason! Democracy sounds and looks stupid!

Reporter: But you've never witnessed it first hand, much less experienced it...

ISIS Member: So? I don't have to experience anything, I have Alaa!

Reporter: Wha-?

ISIS Member: SILENCE! Don't bash Alaa. He is the equalizer of people, the guardian of peace. And I will kill you in his name! *Beheads Reporter*
by DEFINITION=TRITH December 17, 2014
A religion of peace and followed by Muslims who follow the teachings of the Quran and worship one God (Allah in Arabic), and believe the prophet Muhammed (PBUH) is the last messenger of God.
"Islam is perfect but Muslims are not."
by Jasmine Arman July 03, 2014

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