Iron Horse is a enigmatic, mysterious person who gives out no personal details, but when any music is released by Iron Horse it makes a huge splash in the music world. It is unknown what programs Iron Horse uses to create his incredable tunes. The Songs Have a pattern of being short, snappy songs which can make you laugh, cry, smile, frown or trip.
At the time of writing Iron Horse has two mind-blowing albums out- The incredable debut 'Good' and the Absolutely Awesome follow up CD 'The everlasting spiral'. They feature brillant songs such as 'Merry-go-round' and 'A crazy zoo for crazy animals'.
Iron Horse is undoubtly a amazing music writer and can captivate anyone with the wide range of music Iron Horse can make.
-Yeah I'm his biggest fan, I got the everlasting spiral right here!
You require the following:
- A naked Man
- A naked Woman
- A bed with a headboard / bars
- A decently long hallway
- A helmet
Steps to completion:
The naked man starts at the far end of the decently long hallway, hopefully already fairly excited. The naked woman positions herself on the bed grabbing onto the headboard / bars, on her hands and knees in the doggy-style position. She must also have put on the helmet, and is preferably already somewhat excited. Now, the man at the end of the decently long hallway should begin running down the hallway towards his waiting woman on the bed. At distance (male's judgment), the male jumps into the air screaming "Iron Horse" while attempting to land his wood into the waiting woman's vaginal cavity. Upon a successful completion of this act, the male has indeed landed his wood into the female's vaginal cavity and the female's head has been punched through the headboard as well as the wall behind the bed(should there be a wall there).
(Note: for males who wish to attempt such an act, the following advice is offered. Do not try this while drunk, perhaps your female should be. This is not recommended for the depth-perception impaired or those with otherwise horrible aim. Upon failure of this act, a trip to your local emergency room is strongly suggested.)
Guy 2: Not to mention your ass will be sore as hell!