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Inverkeithing is a small former fishing village located in Fife, Scotland. It is currently stuck in a time warp,

and the entire population of Inverkeithing currently has no running water or electricity. The locals support "the big team from Edinburgh" - Hibernian. "Hibs" casuals regularly get the steam train over the bridge to beg for tickets to matches and generally start fights.

The locals refer to themselves as "Divits." Inverkeithing has a compulsory ten child policy and inbreeding is a legal right.

The "Divits" are currently engaged in a 100 year war with High Valleyfield.

The Divit diet consists solely of Buckfast. "Bucky"
"Haw man I'm pure on my fifth bottle of Bucky the day" - Anonymous

Haw man, you got some pure spare change so I can see the Hibees play" - anonymous Divit

"Inverkeithing is unique as it is stuck in the 1800's" - The Scotsman
by Hibee1987 February 16, 2012

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