Intoximicated 

That point in the evening when your alchohol consumption has reached the level where you are ambitiously telling a story, but can't seem to get the words exactly right. This is a happy state of drunkeness, not to be confused with the ugly states of shitfaced or blackout.

I was so intoximicated I told him about this great "trap I took to the Crammed Cannedyon.

Intoximicated by Rawbg October 23, 2002

IntoXIAHcated 

the addiction caused by Xiah Junsu.
Side effects- Nosebleeds, Fainting, Irritation, Stalking, Ahjumma, Jaw Dislocation, Blood Loss, Heart Ache, Asthma Attacks, Hyper Activeness, Excitement, Money loss, Singleness, and other not yet discovered symptoms. This toxic sexy guy is highly contagious..so stay away.

Warning IntoXIAHcated spreads like wildfire not suitable for kids below the age of 16.

Cure- as of the moment this is a new addiction spreading between the ages of 14-40. Their is no cure as of yet. Researchers residing in Dong Band World are working endless nights trying to stop the spreading of this new addiction. Best thing is not to watch but once you hear and see the first 20 seconds... your addicted.

If you are IntoXiahcated good luck to you and isn't it fun??

Wow did you see her? She's totally IntoXIAHcated.

Mom: Kids these days.

Aunt: I know your daughter Cassie has been stuck on the computer all day! What is she watching?
Mom: Who knows but I'm pretty sure something not good. Lets go find out!
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Cassie watching Xiah Junsu- Intoxicated
Mom and Aunt walk in
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Mom & Aunt: Young Lady What Are Yo....
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Silence
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Dad: Your Mom and Aunt have been in your sisters room all day. What are they doing?
Brother: Some girly stuff perhaps..

A geeky librarian turns into a vixen after watching Intoxicated

IntoXIAHcated by YooSu May 4, 2010

dialing while intoxicated 

similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.

I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.

dialing while intoxicated by Stan the Man December 12, 2004

intoxicated chicken fucker 

Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!

"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"

intoxicated chicken fucker by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008

rim soft INTOXICATED 

meaning "I'm sort of intoxicated" in drunk-speak

"rim soft INTOXICATED" said the drunk friend
"oh shit, not again"

rim soft INTOXICATED by Iaccidentallydroppedmyvagina February 9, 2012

Intoxicated 

A state in which someone is incapable of normal speech, actions or thought due to the ingestion of excessive amounts of alcohol and/or drugs.

Last night Bob went home with that ugly slut from the bar. He must have been pretty intoxicated.

Intoxicated by Genetically Modified Ego December 5, 2004

Bi-intoxicated

When a “straight” guy hooks up with other guys when he’s intoxicated, but doesn’t think he’s “gay” because of the intoxication.

“straight” guy: “I’m not gay, but I let a guy sick my sick once when I was hammered .
Other guy: No, you’re not gay -you’re bi-intoxicated.;;

Bi-intoxicated by Brockinator August 1, 2022