Interrupsies 

Noun. Exclamation used to interrupt and announce said interruption, thus being a meta-interruption. Often used to acknowledge that the person is intruding upon something.
And that said person is fucking annoying.

Steve and Jim were drinking and discussing their girl troubles when Will walked up to them and shouted, "Interrupsies!"
Will was promptly decked and given a bloody nose.

Interrupsies by Sheer April 16, 2010

message interruptis

After calling someone you don't want to talk to, you're relieved to hear the familiar sound of their answering machine. You're almost done leaving your perfect getaway message when "surprise" you're chatting live because someone picked up the phone after hearing your voice.

I called in sick yesterday and suffered major message interruptis when my boss suddenly picked up the phone.

message interruptis by Dina Di Stefano April 3, 2006

electronic interruptis 

While participating in a sexual act your phone rings or indicates a text or an email and you feel compelled to stop what you're doing and Respond

My lady and I were doing the nasty when we were assulted by electronic interruptis by his mother---in which i felt the need to stop fucking her to answer the text.

electronic interruptis by Indabutt September 23, 2017

Yawnis interruptis

When you poke someone's tongue when they are yawning

I yawnis interruptised my wife last night

Yawnis interruptis by Big daddy Hoff69 February 28, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004