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Internet Chick 

One who is a female that is met on the Internet. Also a female who, after significant correspondence over the Internet, gets a burning and passionate desire to meet online suitor in person by buying a plane ticket and visiting them, most typically in New York City.
Friend: "So Rob, when is your Internet chick coming to visit?"

Rob: "Who, Milwaukee Liz, Liz L. Whitefish Bay Liz, Indianapolis Liz, or any of the above Lizes?"

Friend: "Bingo, you got it."

Rob: "Labor Day weekend."

Friend: "Sweeeeeeeeeet."
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Internet Checkpoint 

Internet Checkpoint is a specific point in the Internet where people from all walks of life would comment about how their life is going on. Started by taia777 in 2012, the original video was removed from Youtube due to copyrighted music. The original version has a Japanese title with a low-graphics thumbnail. Started from Youtube, people would get the video recommended seemingly of nowhere and out of curiosity, they choose to watch it, they find a beautiful collection of commenters who make entries and make us realize no matter how far we are, we are connected with each other regardless of nationality and ethnicity.
Hey bro, I just stumbled upon the Internet Checkpoint on Youtube and its like reading a history book but not boring.

Internet Checkpoint 

A place in the internet were people from all over the place regardless of their views come together to talk about there life. The original one was a Donkey Kong soundtrack but it got taken down for copyright. Some have replaced the original one and tried to restore the comments.

Another internet checkpoint is the video Kasane Teto - Teto territory uploaded by Ce-gook. It has over 130k comments but seems to be undiscovered by the wider internet.
I just posted my 130th comment on an Internet Checkpoint.

Checked the Internet lately? 

Please check your internet connection and try again. 

What every single website, program, and application would say when you are not connected/have problems with your Wi-Fi AND IT'S ABSOLUTELY ANNOYING especially when you have fun at it
Isn't it cruel that when you have fun with the website/program/application that you have and then all of a sudden a little box appeared that said "Please check your internet connection and try again." then you got disconnected from it

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026