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sexual interforce

Similar to sexual intercourse BUT jedi-style
Brad, wanna have some sexual interforce with me?
sexual interforce by fork4k June 14, 2008

Interorectogestion 

The act of consuming food through your anus, rather than your mouth. In this twist, you would result in crapping out of your mouth instead of your anus.
"You see, food entering through the anus has the benefit of being broken down on its way to the stomach rather than afterward. And therefore I believe that interorectogestion would actually put a stop to high cholesterol and most kinds of stomach cancers. And I base that on absolutely nothing." -The Surgeon General from South Park

ass interference 

the despicable act of intruding on or otherwise impeding another person's pursuit of ass; a.k.a cockblocking
"Hey man, that's ass interference. 15 yard penalty."
ass interference by kium December 8, 2007

run interference 

to protect someone esle from the attention or criticism due for a particular activity; To help someone in the performance of a task, but not directly assisting in the task.

From American Football where certain players are detailed to prevent the opposing team from tackling the palyer with the ball, by interfering with them.
a:"How am I gonna get these Playboys into the house while mom's there?"
b:"You go round the kitchen door, I'll run interference by showing her the job I did on the lawn"

Chair to keyboard interface error 

1. Cryptic means of telling a person they don't know how to use their computer.

2. Computer problems caused by not knowing basic computer functions.
Calling Tech Support over an obvious computer solution such as an unplugged monitor not turning on.

"That's a simple Chair to keyboard interface error, sir. Just plug that mouse in and you're golden."

run interference 

originating from football, to attract attention to yourself or throw yourself into harm's way to help out a friend.
your ex just got here - you leave out the back and i'll run interference.
run interference by Erin May 13, 2004