The occurance of an instant, spontaneous, and immidiate erection. Usually happens so quickly, one does not notice until one looks down or someone else points it out.
Dude I saw that picture of Zoe Deschanel and I got an insta-schwing in front of my entire family!
by SubculturalDude96 May 25, 2011
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