Inspector ratchet is the guy who fucks all the ratchets around. If there ratchet you can be certain he has tapped that ass.
Damn Mikey your basically like a inspector ratchet I mean you been with every ratchet from here to Mississippi
by WeBee Is the handle October 12, 2020
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One, usually a male, who feels the need to inspect the laundry hampers of female friends, relatives, are even stangers.
man if i ever get a chance I am so going to be her hamper inspector
by The Duck Man April 13, 2008
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Inspector Spacetime is a cult classic British TV show, on air since 1962. The titular Inspector is an alien who has come to Earth to protect us from dangers throughout space and time. The Inspector travels in his famous X7 Dimensioniser Time Booth, or just "Booth",a red telephone box which is "just a little too small on the inside". The Inspector is the last of his species, the Infinity Knights. He fights alien enemies, such as the ever-feared Blorgons, the Digifleet, and the Sergeant. He travels with his many companions, such as Angie Lake, Constable Wigglesworth, the lovely mary sue, and the tragic pansexual James Haggard. A long runner with several spinoffs, Inspector Spacetime is truly a British classic.
No relation to community. Do not confuse with its imitator, the far worse doctor who.
1. Inspector Spacetime is much better than Doctor Who.
by sixseasonsandamovie June 22, 2012
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A male of a strange persuasion. A man who spends a great deal of time inspecting, to the point of entering, other men's holes, specifically the bumhole.
Don't bare yer arse in front of that geezer over there, he's a bloody manhole inspector. Poofy git!
by Max December 11, 2003
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A malevolent being that haunts parking lots. They are often found leaving their evil markings on the windshields of cars, claiming that their victims owe them money.

They are conjured by the dominion known as 'The Council' in secret satanic meetings.
Victim *looks at car* FUCK THE PARKING INSPECTOR FUCKIN' MARKED ME CAR
by Gamblo March 4, 2014
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A person employed to be an pain in the ballsack and only really exists to raise revenue for councils. Ironically the revenue they are raising will put them out of work when they are replaced by automated parking infringement machines.

Reference: www.parkinginspector.com
That parking inspector is handing out parking tickets. What a ballsack.
by ihatecouncils February 13, 2010
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One who inspects gunts, either with the owners permission or not; methods of inspection can include stealth manoeuvres that can have high success rates when the owner is wearing a tight t-shirt, or is in a sitting position.

A chief gunt inspector usually obtains the owners permission, and will have racked up at least 10 gunt inspections, kind of like 'taking one for the team', but on a regular basis.
The gunt inspector showed me what she was really like OR if only the gunt inspector was here.
by ScottUK May 13, 2006
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