instadome

When you upload an image onto the social networking app Instagram, and you proceed to get many likes on the picture, hopefully from many great looking dimes and slampieces to insure maximal domage and increasing the growth of ones social ego.

"Avery how many likes did you get on that picture of the sky with the Camera+ HDR effect on it?"

"Dood I got like 53!!!"

"Damn dood thats mad instadome"

instadome by SaulSilver November 20, 2012

instadvice 

Advice on an instagram post, usually concerning which filter to use, what to caption it, whether or not to use squaready, etc.

"hey gurrl i need some instadvice, nashville or amaro."

"live on the fucking edgee, go for x-pro II. "

instadvice by coolblackguy1 January 13, 2014

Instadick 

the male Instagram users anatomy that gets stroked when a woman likes or comments on a users post.

Yo dawg she's been all over my instadick lately likin everything!

Instadick by Authoratorous April 24, 2015

instaddiction

An ailment characterized by the need to obsessively post details of one's life on Instagram that intends to deceive followers into thinking one's life is more meaningful than in reality. Also, it involves checking one's feed every 2 minutes, and evaluate one's self-worth their followers to following ratio. There is no known effective treatment other than perhaps attending Passages in Malibu.

Bruh, good luck with Lori, she's got a case of instaddiction worse than a Kardashian.

instaddiction by drozisasellout April 3, 2016

instadeath 

When you're walking along and you suddenly let go of every muscle in your body, making it look like you died instantly. Works best next to a pool or on the beach.

Watch me walk along the edge of this pool, I'm gonna instadeath into it.

instadeath by GGK78 May 16, 2013

Instadouche 

This occurs during the lake season while a girl, preferably in a small bikini, goes tubing. The previously mentioned girl is sitting up right and as the boat goes around a turn one leg slips off the side into the water and the other stays on giving 30 mph water a straight shot at her vagina, instantly cleaning it out of all dirtyness.

"Dude, Sam, did you see Kaitlyn get that instadouche at the lake last weekend?"

"Yeah I might actually eat her out now."

Instadouche by youwillneverguessme April 15, 2012

Instadaddy

A man "who has no kids" that dates a woman with kids.

She told me she had a kid. I don't want to become an Instadaddy.

Instadaddy by The_Enbalmer November 26, 2006