Urethra Infestation

The act of inserting a large amount of insects down a male urethra in order to receive sexual pleasure

Commonly used insects include - Maggots, Spiders, Ants, Millipedes, Worms, Beetles and Bees but depending in size of penis can also include Cockroaches and Centipedes

Hey Babe, You up for some Urethra Infestation tonight? I have a female spider and her egg sac is gonna burst soon!

I had an amazing session of Urethra Infestation with Stacy the other night...i could feel the Beetles almost in my bladder!

by Mark4Fetish March 17, 2021

ford infested

Something that has been touched by the species ford. Can be anywhere from being touched by a finger to being touched by his magic stick

I wouldn't use that towel to dry off with, it has been ford infested in both ways.

by anonymous victim August 7, 2003

ford infested

being contaminated with and STD or or communicable disease

That hot tub is ford infested

by goat boy August 5, 2003

Anal infestation

A festation of crabs in your ass hair.

Omg. I sat on the toilet at the bar last nite, and when I woke up the next morning I freaked out 'cause I had an anal infestation.

by Kittypuppy February 16, 2009

booger infested

An object, usually someone's hands or fingers, which is covered in boogers and toxic to the touch.

Corey: Wait, just look at this... (reaches out to tap Chrissy to get her attention)
(Chrissy shies away)
Corey: What?
Chrissy: Oh, don't touch me with your booger infested hands

by Wizardoleonardo December 8, 2008

shark infested waters

gang or mob talk for being in territory which is not “yours” or “your crews”

a. “ohhh, i was down at louie and ernies over there for a slice”

b. “no shit you went all the way over there?”

a. “yeah it was like swimmin’ in shark infested waters but i had to take care of that thing and they got a good slice there”

b. “they do, you ever get their sausage?”

by YungGucci August 12, 2021

shart infested waters

A public pool, or any small, manmade enclosed body of water really (i.e., wave pools, hotel pools, country club pools, jacuzzis) in which a high concentration of kids or drunk peoples might cause one or more sharts to attack otherwise innocent swimmers. Upon observation of such potential threat, a hummed Jaws theme may follow...

Slow thinking dude post-cannonball into the pool: Hey babe, jump in the pool! The water feels great!

Realistic chick noticing the 500 kids splashing around in the country club pool about an hour after finishing their chili dogs for a bday pool party: No way! Those are shart infested waters...I'm not going in there! Shart,Shart net

by GR-44 September 22, 2015