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Invasive Feces 

Completely unexpected remnant fecal matter, commonly referred to as skid marks, that appear in the gusset of one's grunders without warning. Despite one believe that they had thoroughly cleaned their bum and under carriage post defecation, Invasive Feces still appears.
Carl's girlfriend Carol was catching up on laundry. She began sorting the whites and darks when she spotted a excessive amount of Invasive Feces in one of the pairs of Carl's grunders. She removed the pair from the wash and left it next to Carl's bed pillow.
Invasive Feces by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

Infacive 

A person or an object that gets in your face or invades your personal space.
Dude, don't stand so close to me, you're so infacive!
Infacive by Ad.Co August 23, 2010

Invasive Species 

It is the Pilgrims that invaded the NATIVE AMERICANS not INDIANS.

invasive 

adj. 1: capable of causing great or traumatic harm to another's ego
How could you knock out Jake's front teeth?! Why you gotta be so invasive?
invasive by The Grammar Inquisitor December 2, 2002

Invasive 

I speak on a stage and im a lil bit invasive.
Invasive by Dazelowkey2 April 16, 2017

invasive species 

you know that burning itching sensation you feel in your crotch..... yeah thats an invasive species
i think i'v caught an invasive species downtown