Top Definition
1) The Assault of a small child between the ages of zero days old and one year(s) of age.

2) The act of punching a baby.

3) The destruction of a small child

Im so pissed I could commit Infant Assault.

Dane: That sound makes me want to punch an infant.
#infant #punching of babies #death #dane cook #babies suck
by Mrchace October 11, 2008
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