When a Komodo Dragon watches you have sex, whilst eating a full breakfast, including sausages. (Not that Brown and Serve crap)
Stop at the supermarket, pick up some Jimmy Dean sausage, cause tonight, I'm giving you the Indonesian Flapjack!
by FlapjackKong January 25, 2014
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The act of fucking a girl from Sweden in the ass in front of a Denny's while watching Perfect Strangers reruns. Contrary to popular belief, this can be done anytime throughout the day, as Denny's serves breakfast all day long.
I was performing the Indonesian Lumberjack on Heidi when she began to sob about her recently deceased pet goat.
by cabbagelou October 7, 2009
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After eating curry the night before a man poos in a female vagina and then fist fucks the shit out of her thus excreting the feces out of the vagina.
"Why is there shit everywhere?" "Oh, sorry i gave my girlfriend an indonesian pocketbook last night."

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by tatty bojangles October 4, 2009
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When one eats enough Asian cuisine to result in violent and painful diarrhea, sporadically exiting the anus, resembling the series of islands that make up Indonesia.
"I shouldn't of had all that duck sauce on my egg roll because now I have The Indonesian Squirts"
by TheRealestDonCon January 20, 2017
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The act of licking the pubic hairs of another persons anal cavity in a fast, circular motion. It works much better if the person receiving the Indonesian Lawnmower has a very hairy asshole.
D00d, my asshole is so hairy. I'm gonna tell that ho Rachel to give me the Indonesian Lawnmower, and then I'm gonna fart in her mouth.
by Nate of Fate. February 26, 2009
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When a man pours Indonesian hot sauce on his penis, and has a girl give him a blowjob, resulting in a burning sensation on the guy's penis, as well as a burning sensation on the girl's tongue.
She had the kinkiest idea last night, she asked if i wanted to try out the spicy Indonesian.
by Xkuay March 31, 2010
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when some poor soul has a fake eye, and continues by taking it out, and getting a penis into the eye socket.(eyeball fucked)
JIM!!!! YOU.... of all people got INDONESIAN COCKTACT?!?!
by Indonesiancocktact88 November 18, 2010
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