Inconer 

Similar to Noner, however this is an "inconvenient boner."

Richard was watching a movie with his mother and during the sex scene, Richard began having an "inconer."

Inconer by Sonnyday October 29, 2009

Dermal Incineration Event

Irreparable damage to human skin/cellular DNA caused during the era of radical climate change beginning in 1991.

{A progressive term used to characterize the harmful, mutative and disabling effects of global warming on human tissue, wherein hyper-radioactive, electro magnetic waves bombard, eviscerate, and, over extended periods of time, 'incinerate' layers of 'dermis' (skin). The presence of pathology is detectable when cellular membranes become necrotically cauterized, inducing an incurable, desmoplastic form of melanoma. The evidentiary revelation of the Dermal Incineration Event, or D.I.E., (beginning in 1991) was introduced by 'Al Gore Research Institute' scientists; Dr. Johnson Cooks, Professor Patty Meltingood and Dr. Kevin Michael Damone of Ridgemont.}

1. Many of our neighbors were recently diagnosed with skin cancer as a consequence of the "Dermal Incineration Event."

2. Dr. Kevin Michael Damone gave two Earth Wind and Fire tickets to Charles Jefferson and his brother, then, 9 years later, published his introspective, proprietary, sealed thesis regarding the effects of the "Dermal Incineration Event (D.I.E.)" on the human condition after comparing conclusive data from three prominent subjects, Stacey, Linda and Mark Ratnor, while listening to side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV.

Dermal Incineration Event by Charitable Disguise December 21, 2019

Incoherent Babbling 

Texts messages that don't make sense. Usually sent while drunk, high, hopped up on drugs, or a combination of all three.

Incoherent Babbling Text- Ex: You make boyz in the hood look like little rascals.

Incoherent Babbling by drunkandstupid October 18, 2010

incoherent 

Something that does not make sense

Wow, 99.9% of all the definitions on this website are incoherent

incoherent by IrishRepublicanArmy December 4, 2003

Inconverection 

The inconvenient event of getting an erection in the worst of times.

Mom, this is the biggest boner I've had in a month, when is church going to be over so I don't have to worry about my inconverection?

Inconverection by Leonardo 3 November 3, 2010

incoherent bastard 

an asshole that mumbles a lot

"man, i hate that asshole bobby"
"yeah, he sure is an incoherent bastard, i couldn't understand what he was saying so he took my beer"

incoherent bastard by slogathor March 31, 2009

Incinerate 

It is one thing to 'Roast' someone (to make comedic value, and a different thing to 'burn' someone (not funny). To incinerate is to completely destroy them because of their immoral behaviour

I fucking incinerated them

Incinerate by LuckyDay😉 August 29, 2017